ziemlich OT, aber lesenswert....

[Werner 1]

Hi allerseits,

 

höchstwahrscheinlich hat so ziemlich jeder schonmal diesen SPAM der Nigeria Connection bekommen - diese emails, wo irgendein nigerianischer ex Minister/Regierungsbeamter usw zig Millionen beiseite geschafft hat und jetzt Hilfe braucht, eben diese Mios zu transferieren.

 

Klar, jeder mit klarem Verstand löscht diesen Müll sofort, aber auf dieser Seite: http://www.whatsthebloodypoint.com/ hat sich jemand den Spaß gemacht, darauf zu antworten und das bis zum Exzess auszureizen...

 

Wirklich lesenswert und ganz aktuell, die letzten mails sind von heute :-) Reverend Wally Tightnuts ist schon klasse....

 

[Tonal 0]

Hi, guckt ihr hier:

 

"DR.ABDERRAHMAN

BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,

BANK OF AFRICA BENIN

COTONU, BENIN REPUBLIC.

TELEPHONE 00229 95 44 92

 

Dear Sir

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance

department of BANK OF AFRICA BENIN I crave your

indulgence as I contact you in such a surprising manner. But I

respectfully insist you read this letter carefully as I am optimistic

it will open doors for unimaginable financial rewards for both of us.

 

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of twenty two

million US dollars (US$22.000.000.00) only, in an account that

belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire

family in

November 1998 in a plane crash.

 

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his

next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot

release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation

to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but

unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation

died along with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the

claim.

 

It is therefore upon this discovery that I and my colleague now

decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money

to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and

subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t

want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

 

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money

remained unclaimed after four years, the money will be transferred

into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.

 

The request of a foreigner as next of kin in this business is

occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a

Beninois cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

 

We agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign

partner,in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will

be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60 % would

be for me and our colleague. There after I will visit your country

for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

 

Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as

arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of

kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account

number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective

communication and location wherein the money will be remitted .

 

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the

text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that

this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any

atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the

transfer .

 

You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this

letter.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.

 

Best regards

DR.ABDERRAHMAN

BILL AND EXCHANGE

BANK OF AFRICA BENIN"

 

 

Mit besten Grüßen von Doc "AberderRahmManngehörtmir" - dem Namen nach wohl ein emigrierter Bayer...hihi